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(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
If you’re at CSPA right now, why don’t you share some font jokes with people who will actually laugh at them?
#how many more puns will the futura bring
#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?
#the calibri of these puns is deteriorating
#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture
#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible
i’m going to throw up from laughing
#these puns are so last century gothic
Everyone, typography humor.
#we’re all going to helvetica
#it’s a good thing we’re not made of papyrus
there is too much win here
(Source: donotwatchmedancing, via mylife-likeablog)
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
i like it soldier
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(Source: break-y0ur-wings, via the-awkward-platypus)
why am i not a banana
im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet
(Source: liverpate, via never-fear)
I hate how bra sizes vary so much. Like, it depends on
- the brand
- the style
- the material
- the stretchiness
- the amount of padding
- how much jiggle you want
- the orbit of Jupiter’s moon Io
- the number of butterflies in China
- whether you’re more of a cat or a dog person
- and if you’re on your period.
It fucking blows.
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS
//reblog.
==> Hear first syllable
==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
me after hearing first word
CHILDHOOD. ♥
omggg.
at first i was like.. i don’t know this. Then the lyrics started and i jammed on my couch by myself.
OMFGGG
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
ASDFGHJKL
:’D
Not 1D related, but I’m reblogging it anyways <3
(Source: charoite, via johndaveforbreakfast)
sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg
OMFG
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SPENT HALF OF THEIR INTERNET TIME ON THIS GAME?
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